Thursday, April 20, 2017

Why Millennial Girls Should Date Gen X Men

We're stronger.
We make more money.
We have established careers.
And we don't live at home.

The irony is with every Millennial girl looking like Harley Quinn (and I don't mean that in a good way), I doubt any quality Gen X men are going to be up for the job of baby sitting and telling you to take that stupid ring out of your nose.

Oh well, enjoy the decline.


Black Poison Soul said...

Holy Moses - who would want them (the millennials) at all, Aaron?

Your example of Harley Quinn is, quite frankly, more attractive than most of the available women that are around. At least you can see upfront that she's batcrap insane. A lot of what's out there spends an inordinate amount of time attempting to hide the crazy.

Thankfully, they can't seem to keep the crazy hidden for more than 2 years - generally a lot less than that. So long as us men are not stupid enough to make a fatal mistake in that time-period then we'll note the crazy and have the chance to GTFO without getting hung up and gutted like a fish.

tpkeefe said...

You're also forgetting the mental problems of the Millennials. I've experienced it more than once with the younger women, and the vag isn't worth it.

YIH said...

This is an awesome rant, a must-read: A Message to ANTIFA from an American Infantryman – Iron Mike. A few gems:
With that level of brain damage, it’s like your mom tried to drown you as a baby in a bathtub full of bong water…
I watched one of your Black Bloc members get his shirt pulled off and the stretch marks looked like propeller scars on a goddamn manatee.
Meanwhile your mom was busy ignoring you and humping your step-dad constantly in the hopes that his seed would produce a better child that wasn’t a total failure before all her eggs rotted.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like these millenials are already enjoying the decline.

Imma Gonna Git All Tore Up said...

Oh c'mon ...

You want to do a little sin with Harley Quinn!
You want to get it in with Harley Quinn!